The Chains of Medon

Dwarven Flirting

“You look stout, I like your sword, here’s a drink. Are you ready now?” winks seductively and rolls a d20

Pulled on my heartstrings

I was measuring your inseam, and you flashed me a smile that left me frazzled. Please tell me that I would be more than just a feather in your cap.


We ran into each other in the alleyway by the town square. Your size and presence knocked me to the ground and we stared at each other for a while. I felt a spark and a connection and you asked me “what are you doing boy? It’s dangerous to be out at night like this”.

I wanted you to keep me safe…

what was i wearing?

More Than Words

You rule (literally). I follow (a monastic order). While I might not have had a way with words, I would be happy to demonstrate my considerable talents. I am particularly good with my hands and I don’t tire easily, so if you really want to make me happy, why don’t you bring a friend, preferably someone whose advice you trust. When we do all get together, I promise to make our next meeting unforgettable.

Sexy In General

Bumped into you in a local throne room. You were a sexy silver daddy. I was the hot young thing from out of town. Something tells me you’re into “youthful” women who appreciate powerful men. Would love to get together to further our “diplomatic relations.”

Day of Rest?

After a full nights rest Maximus decided to take it upon himself to try and extract what meat and materials he could from the beast the party just slayed. Who knows what situations will arise in the near future that might require some of these resources. Shortly after separating with the party Maximus knelt to the ground and placed a few good berrys in a circle to begin summoning his new trusted steed STEVE!

With Steve summoned Maximus began to pet his new unicorn pet, what an unusual thought. If he looked back; it was only a few weeks ago he was living in the city under Mother Farris training to become a healer and now he has a unicorn he can summon! With his new companion by his side, Maximus began to scavenge what he could. About an hour or so later he heard a call from his party asking him to join them. What they soon discovered would be a possible way for transporting the survivors to this safe location. The party had discovered a secret mage room that contained a mystical mirror. This mirror, after some examining by Rowan, seemed to be able to transport things and perhaps people across great distances.

With the party’s new found item they quickly made haste back to bandit’s refuge. With Sara rescued the team realized they needed more horses. Thanks to Thargas’ negotiations, the team was able to get the additional horses they needed to ride back to bandit’s refuge. Now returned back to the survivors the team meets up with the royal family to begin planning the next stage of their adventure….is it moving day soon?!

I'm a...HIC!...Unicorn?!
Steve Goodberry

As the battle dwindles down, Steve looks around fairly confused on the most recent of events……

cue flash back sequence

It was just a normal day for steve in the middle of the forest when a group of travelers came over and seemed to nice to him. He was just relaxing in the sun and enjoying the freedom he had but little did he know that was soon to end. He was presented with a few berries by the small framed one of the group and decided to take a taste. Little did he know that these berries would make him feel very euphoric and wonderful!

Steve began having trouble walking easily and his vision began to get blurry but they all seemed like small side effects for how he was feeling. He was feeling great, like nothing could stop him from doing….well whatever horses do.

Steve wanted to do anything to be able to snack on these little morsels of heaven so he followed the party and let them ride him as long as he could get more berries. A few days passed without much going on and Steve was left with a mean old person until finally he was able to see his master!

After a days journey with not many treats given to Steve, he began to be saddened that he might not be able to enjoy them again. Just when he had given up hope, his rider leaned over and gave him a few treats before disappearing with the others into a river. Steve decided it was a good time to enjoy the effects of the treats and just relax. It was later that night when Steve was asleep that he had a very intense dream.

A large white cloud seemed to come to him and begin to speak in another language:

“ברוכים הבאים קצת, אני Ambriel וזה המתנה האלוהית שלי שאני עומד לתת לך, כך שאתה יכול להיות לעזר אחד חסיד האלוהי שלי. אני אתן לך קרן מבורכת שיכולה לרפא את פציעתם של יצורים חיים אחרים. אנא קבל את המתנה הזאת ולעזור להילחם טוב בעולם לבוא סטיב.”

Steve couldn’t seem to understand much what was being said to him but he felt a warm flame burning from inside of him and next thing he saw was 4 treats on the ground and began to race over. As soon as he began to eat the 4 treats he woke up and was no longer where he last was….but instead of was surrounded by his master and his friends and there was a similar glow in his master’s eyes to the creature that spoke to him earlier. Much to his surprise, Steve felt stronger, faster, wittier, and more intelligent than before. He was trying to be aware of his surroundings when he heard a calming voice in his head

“Do not be afraid Steve, I will only call upon you when I need your assistance, please aid me and my party with this beast”

Steve turned his head to see a vile dinosaur and knew what was meant to happen. He had to slay the beast…and he did!

Finding Sara the Squire

The team was able to follow the tracks of Sara to the fort. After some poor attempts of trickery to obtain access to the fort, the team decided to setup camp and wait for nightfall to sneak inside and begin the rescue mission (two rescue missions within a day or two?!)

As night falls, the team sneaks through the water into the fort and quickly dispatched a few of the guards in the stables. Lucca is able to charm one of the guards and is able to use her new ‘pet’ to find out some information of the layout of the fort and where perhaps Sara is being held.

Maximus, Lucca, and Valerio make their way to one of the potential locations that Sara might be held in. Some quick work with Valerio and Lucca and they are able to take out the guard and discover that Sara was not in that barracks so the team regroups and sneaks through the courtyard into what appeared to be an old tavern that had a few inches of water in it.

To their surprise, water elemental creatures came out from the abyss to drown them. Things looked bleak until Lucca summoned a mighty sea serpent to aid the party! With the help of their new ally the party took those water elementals out to dry!

With the last barracks in sight the team decided to try and flank the building with Lucca, Maximus, and Rowan entering from the front and Thargas and Valerio entering from the back stairs. What awaited the party was a number of bug bears, sorceresses, archers, and knights. Lucca quickly charmed and dazzled a few of the foes and even convinced a bugbear to eat one of it’s allies. With Thargas and Valerio striking down the forces with ease and Rowan blasting spells from the corner, the party was able to rescue Sara.

With Sara now with the party, the knew all they had to do was escape; which should be an easy task for how easily they were able to sneak in…right?

While the party was attempting to leave they all heard a voice,“Going so Soon?”

What awaited them was a band of archers and one of the leaders of the fort. The hastened party, thanks to Lucca, and Valerio climbing the wall to take out the archers made the battle seem all too quick. Below the battle in the courtyard was a dinosaur that was wrecking havoc upon the fort. The party decided this was an excellent time to head out but the dinosaur spotted the team and jumped up to try and get some more food for itself!

The party banded together and slayed the beast. Tired, weakened, and confused, the party is now in an empty fort with their rescued ally Sara. What is the next step for them? Find out next time!

I need a hammer, dammit!
Thargus' Journal Entry


First thing ah do when we’re back at the refuge is designing a new hammer! I won’t make the same mistake twice!

Surface dwellers have it easy when it comes to zombies. They only have to worry about them coming from one place – below. What about subterranean races? We have to worry about our walls, ceilings, AND floors!

Back to it then…

I’m glad we’ve escaped th’ ravine, but following Sara’s tracks haven’t been easy. We believe she may have been taken away in cart by men with a few horses, probably city guards on patrol around the perimeter of th’ ravine.

Once we made camp, we were visited by two men of the light on horseback. Their band of holymen are supposedly on their way to Medon t’ offer support after the collapse, but we haven’t told them everything (for good reason). I look forward to finding out more about them in th’ morning. I didn’t sense anything to be worried about from our conversation but I’d rather speak to their camp leader.

Rescue mission?!?

The party just came back to camp when not even a moment seemed to pass before news was heard that the scouts and diplomat sent to the east was in trouble. Apparently only one returned and the other two were lost in a snake ravine and in trouble? Maximus looks at the other, who didn’t to be as concerned as himself, and it was quickly decided that the party so go investigate the whereabouts and try to uncover what happened.

After the short days travel by horse to the east, the party arrives into town. It is not only the weird looks and general distrust that is given to the party, but also the heavy armed guards in such a desolate town that concerns Maximus. Quickly shaking his head and refocusing on the purpose of the party, they decide to venture into a tavern to try and find some information in regards to their missing companions. All eyes seem to be following the party and it starts to cause discomfort amongst the team.

Shortly after talking up with the barkeep and ordering food Maximus notices that Valerio decides to get out and step outside….considering the situation they are in, it is not wise to be splitting up; especially when things seem ‘tense’. Maximus attempts to follow Valerio but it seems that he just vanishes into thin air. As Maximus heads out of the tavern he is approached by a few of the heavily armored guards inquiring why he and his comrades were in town and it seemed unusual. Maximus informed the guards that he was not too far from town when he encountered the party and decided to just travel into town together.

Not wanting to just leave Valerio wherever he went and also still concerned about their comrades, Maximus decided to head towards the bridge in town and just take a moment to collect his thoughts. It seems only a few moments pass when the rest of his party, well all but Lucca that is…wait where is Lucca and who is this new person with the party? It is quickly told that both Lucca and Valerio were in disguise (good to know for the future).

The party makes haste for the ravine and Maximus begins tracking down one of the party memebers….of course he would go into a cave that has snakes in it and trap himself in a tomb….On their way down they encounter someone who was following them asking for help to kill the mother of all snakes. The party shrugged and agreed as saving their friends was their first concern.


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